She phoned me the other day and said, "I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help."
So I sent her a timetable.
I was down the job centre and told them I was finding it hard to find work because of severe depression, so they said they would put me on "Incapacity Benefit", this effectively doubled my money ... it was the happiest I'd been in months and cheered me up no end! ...
So the bastards took it back off me ....
Even that didn't cheer me up.