Life is like a box of chocolates.
Shit if you're diabetic.
As Mary Poppins once said "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down".
Not if you have diabetes the murdering bitch.
Alan Sugar diagnosed with diabetes.
After watching the film Trainspotting we decided to make our son go cold turkey.
No more drugs in the house, No more needles.
Unfortunately it wasn't an effective cure for his diabetes.
The funeral is on Friday.
My wife recently found out she suffers from both diabetes and hay fever.
I have tried to cheer her up by sending gifts, you know; flowers, chocolates.
'What's the worst that could happen?' read the label on that Dr Pepper.
Quite a lot, it appears. I'm diabetic.
I found a discarded needle in front of my house again today.
I used to live in a nice area before my new neighbours moved in.
What do we want?
A cure for diabetes
When do we want it?
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you diabetes, do not make lemonade.
Since my Coco Pops always turn my milk into chocolate milk, I thought putting Coco Pops into chocolate milk might turn it into regular milk.
Instead, it turned me into a diabetic. 9