Down's Syndrome Jokes
I saw CountDown yesterday.
He's Dracula's spastic brother.
My daughter has Bieber fever.
Or, as it's medically known, Down's Syndrome.
My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert. I asked the waiter how much the pie was.
"£3.14 sir." he replied.
"That's funny." I chuckled.
"What's that sir?" he asked.
"That Downs syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself."
We both had a good laugh.
So Katie Price is talking about marrying her new boyfriend?
At this rate, Harvey Price will have had more dads than he does chromosomes.
KFC have a new brand of Chicken produced especially for mongs.
Apparently it's 'Window licking good'.
As a parent of a boy with Downs Syndrome, I am sickened by all these jokes about the condition. So is he.
In fact I told him one of the jokes yesterday. You should have seen the look on his face.
How bad must the rest of the sperm be if the one with Downs Syndrome wins the race?
I had a parcel delivered and it was covered in drool and crayon.
That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
Don't you think that when people take the hyphen out of a smiley it makes it look like someone with downs syndrome?
How do you make a woman smile and drool after you?
....Give her an extra chromosome!