I rang the girlfriend at work today..

"Don't you ever ask me to babysit that mong son of yours again!" I yelled. "I left the room for five minutes and when I came back, the little fucker was chewing on the back of my TV."

"Jesus Christ love, calm down." she demanded. "He can't have done that much damage, could he?"

"Not much damage?!" I cried, "He went through from the fucking front!"
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