This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
Make little things count; teach arithmetic to dwarves.
Dwarfism: It's a growing problem.
Midgets; What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.
What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?