The morning after Christmas, two brothers are in front of the tree.

"So what did you get?"

"I got a PSP, a bike, four model cars, ten action figures, the new playstation 3, 10 games for it, and loads of cool t-shirts and clothes. And you?"

"I got a pair of socks and a spiderman toy."

"Is that it?"

"Well yeah, but I don't have leukaemia."
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