Multiple Sclerosis Jokes
I was telling a few jokes to my mates in the pub last night, when I was approached by a bloke.
He said, "I've been listening to you for the last hour and I just wanted to let you know that my wife has got Multiple Sclerosis, my son is gay and my daughter has been raped."
I said, "I haven't told any jokes about Rape, Gays or Multiple Sclerosis."
He said, "I know, but I'm going home soon, you must know a few?"
Scotland has the world's highest rate of Multiple Sclerosis, but I think I've come up with a cure.
Deep-fried vitamin D.
Do you know what really gets on my nerves?
Had great sex with the missus last night, banged her in every position imaginable. Today she can barely walk.
Nothing to do with the sex, she's in a wheelchair.
Why are we trying so hard to cure Multiple Sclerosis?
I think we should focus on curing one Sclerosis first, then go from there.