Parkinson's Disease Jokes
I was standing there, hands trembling, my wife due home from work any time now... I reached for my youngest daughter's top - it came off with little resistance.
Her training bra was my next hurdle. Hands still trembling, I gently unclipped it and unable to control my hands I watched it as it fell to the floor.
Her short little skirt was next, I reached out and slid it off. As I ran my hands slowly over her My Little Pony panties I could feel they were already really, really damp...
Anyway, I'd better finish getting the rest of the washing in - it's raining and my Parkinsons isn't making it any easier.
My Grandad has got Parkinson's...
He can't stop interviewing people.
What's brown and sticky?
Muhammed Ali after opening a can of coke.
I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...bad day to wear sandals.
I heard Michael J Fox took up playing golf. He wasn't that good, but at least he gave it a shake.
If I had Parkinson's, I would glue my hand to my cock.
This American came into my butcher's shop today. "Got any beef jerky?"
"Yes, I've got plenty of beef, but I'm not serving you, you fat cunt!" I replied
No one takes the piss out of my Parkinson's.
I can't wait to get the motion sensing camera for the Xbox360.
My Nan's got Parkinson's and I bet she'll be fucking awesome at Track & Field.
Whenever my uncle tries to squeeze into a tight gap left between two parked cars, he starts to shake uncontrollably.
I think he suffers from parking zones disease.
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