Poisoning Jokes

Shopping in B&Q today I opened a bottle of cleaning fluid, took a sniff and recoiled at the smell. A passing assistant saw me..

"You should try this one perhaps?" He smarmed, indicating towards a more expensive brand. "it's completely odourless."


"Brilliant, that's just what I'm after." I said, "Question is, will she be able to taste it?"
Finally managed to persuade my wife to try some homemade sushi.

"I've always been a bit wary of it," she said. "Just doesn't seem right, eating raw food, but this is delicious!"

"Here, have some more," I replied, offering her the plate.

"Thanks," she said. "And who'd have thought you could use chicken and pork as well as fish?"