Speech Impediment Jokes
By the time she manages to say stop, I've finished.
He got in a taxi to go to the gig but unfortunately he ended up in Chichester.
My mum is a supply teacher and works with kids with special needs (that's not the joke).
In class the other day the teacher announced they were going to talk about Ethics.
The first question was if anyone knew what Ethics was.
One of the kids with a speech impediment replied, "Ethics is a place where the women wear short skirts and stiletto shoes."
It's not my fault he has a stutter.
Still, quite a creative nickname seeing as I- I- I- I have a stutter..
She said, "No."
I said, "Then I'm pwobably going to wape you."
She wanted "Do they know it's Christmas?" by Band Aid, but with my lisp there's no chance.