Speech Impediment Jokes

This is actually a true story which makes it even better.

My mum is a supply teacher and works with kids with special needs (that's not the joke).

In class the other day the teacher announced they were going to talk about Ethics.

The first question was if anyone knew what Ethics was.

One of the kids with a speech impediment replied, "Ethics is a place where the women wear short skirts and stiletto shoes."

Classic.