A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
I signed Robert Enke on Football Manager 2010 on Monday and he goes and tops himself on Tuesday.
Anyways I'm in negotiations with Cristiano Ronaldo at the moment.
Wish me luck.
I asked the Librarian for a book on suicide.
"You're in luck." she said, "Some bald bloke's just brought it back."
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born..