I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.
I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
I hate having Tourette's. It makes you shout out things you don't want to shout out.
For example, yesterday I was walking along the road when I spotted a Pakistani guy walking on the other side of the road and I shouted out, "Good morning, sir. I hope you are well."
"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes"
"When do we want it?"
My cousin lives in an area so posh the people with Tourette's run round the streets shouting, "Fornicate! Fornicate!"