I used to work at the world trade centre and would always use the milk out of the finance department's fridge.

Before I went on leave I topped up the milk container with water out of the tap for a laugh.

What gets me is, everyone goes on about the terrorists did this, the terrorists did that, blah, blah, blah, but nobody ever mentions how they completely fucked up my prank.

It would have been hilarious when Audrey went to have her lunchtime glass of milk.

Those terrorists just don't know the full extent of the inconvenience they caused.
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