Administration Jokes

I bought fifty pounds worth of records in HMV today, which I paid for at the counter with the fifty pound voucher I got for Christmas.

"I'm sorry, but I can't accept that", said the attractive girl behind the counter.

"Then how about I wear you like a glove after you finish your shift?" I suggested.

"That's disgusting, no way!" she exclaimed.

I'm sorry, but I didn't accept that.