Business News Jokes
This Christmas, naughty children will be getting some Euros instead of that expensive lump of coal.
Tesco has announced 20,000 new jobs are to be created in the UK.
Poland's Prime Minister has welcomed the news.
I used to visit prostitutes every week, but now I am a rapist instead.
Credit crunch and all that.
New releases this week at Blockbuster -
Statistics show that, as the credit crunch has risen, more women have been having sex with their husbands to save money on batteries.
What is the capital of Iceland?
About £2.50 at the moment, and falling.
HMV to close sixty stores.
Is this the Vinyl Countdown?
Definition of irony: Ireland runs out of money just as the Pope says it's OK to buy condoms.
Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.
The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses.
It's a shame that all Woolworths stores are closing down, especially due to the loss of Pick n' Mix.
Now where am I gonna get all my bait from?