Celebrity Death Jokes
South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!'
Stephen Gately's suitcase
"A lot of us Americans may be fat, dumb, and lazy ... but at least we don't have Jade Goody.
Score one for America."
Sorry to disappoint you, but give it two weeks and neither will we.
Score two for the UK.
Getting rid of Jade +1
Not being American +1
Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour.
Obviously I thought this must be a bizarre co-incidence, but I wanted to make sure. So I thought I'd write a new joke to test the theory. It starts:
"Gordon Brown, Robert Mugabe, Katie Price, Didier Drogba, My Boss, and all pakis in the UK walk into a pub..."
Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids.
Get the lid off. I told you she wasn't dead yet.