Gay Marriage Jokes
Gay marriage legalised in England and Wales.
For those of you confused about the idea, it's like normal marriage but with blowjobs, anal and fewer arguments about who left the toilet seat up.
When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called.
A Pink Panther.
I fully support Gay Marriages.
They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
So David Cameron has been struggling over a decision on gay marriage tonight.
Suppose it was only a matter of time before Nick proposed.
I am 100% against gay marriage!
Mainly because my boyfriend will want a wedding and I'm skint.
I'm baffled as to why the gays are so thrilled about being allowed to marry.
I've spent the last 25 years wishing I hadn't been allowed to.
Paddy and Murphy walked into a Bar..... Hand in hand
I was shocked to read "Diving sensation Tom Daley, 19, has admitted to being homosexual". I thought he was older.
Rules of god:
Child sex: acceptable
Riots and theft: acceptable
Holding hands with another man: death by drowning
My girlfriend was expecting me to propose on Valentine's Day.
She got really upset and called me immature when I told her "Marriage is for gays."
I wish she would keep up with current affairs.