Gay Marriage Jokes
Gay marriage legalised in England and Wales.
For those of you confused about the idea, it's like normal marriage but with blowjobs, anal and fewer arguments about who left the toilet seat up.
When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called.
A Pink Panther.
So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister.
Paddy and Murphy walked into a bar... hand in hand.
I fully support Gay Marriages.
They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
So David Cameron has been struggling over a decision on gay marriage tonight.
Suppose it was only a matter of time before Nick proposed.
Bono is delighted with the yes vote for gay weddings in Ireland.
He can finally get married to himself.
I am 100% against gay marriage!
Mainly because my boyfriend will want a wedding and I'm skint.
If the pictures showing up on my Facebook are any indication, a battle is raging between the Confederate Army and a bag of skittles.
My son asked me, "Daddy, what's at the end of a rainbow?"
I replied, "A bunch of gay gays bumming each other."