Gay Marriage Jokes

Gay marriage legalised in England and Wales.

For those of you confused about the idea, it's like normal marriage but with blowjobs, anal and fewer arguments about who left the toilet seat up.
I don't get why blokes want to be gay, I mean who wants to live with there best mate, get sex on demand, no pointless arguments, get up when you want, not spend hours walking around clothes shops trying on each individual piece of clothing, playing co-op Xbox games....

Wait a minute, how do I file for a divorce?