Gay Marriage Jokes
Gay marriage legalised in England and Wales.
For those of you confused about the idea, it's like normal marriage but with blowjobs, anal and fewer arguments about who left the toilet seat up.
'Gay man in Nigeria given 40 lashes'
I bet he looks fabulous now.
I fully support Gay Marriages.
They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
So David Cameron has been struggling over a decision on gay marriage tonight.
Suppose it was only a matter of time before Nick proposed.
I am 100% against gay marriage!
Mainly because my boyfriend will want a wedding and I'm skint.
I'm baffled as to why the gays are so thrilled about being allowed to marry.
I've spent the last 25 years wishing I hadn't been allowed to.
I was shocked to read "Diving sensation Tom Daley, 19, has admitted to being homosexual". I thought he was older.
Rules of god:
Child sex: acceptable
Riots and theft: acceptable
Holding hands with another man: death by drowning
My girlfriend was expecting me to propose on Valentine's Day.
She got really upset and called me immature when I told her "Marriage is for gays."
I wish she would keep up with current affairs.
I don't get why blokes want to be gay, I mean who wants to live with there best mate, get sex on demand, no pointless arguments, get up when you want, not spend hours walking around clothes shops trying on each individual piece of clothing, playing co-op Xbox games....
Wait a minute, how do I file for a divorce? 3