BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.
Fuck, how high was that balcony!?
BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines
Seems a bit sexist.
Lady Gaga has announced that she is to be dropping Facebook for charity.
She should also think about dropping her knickers, for clarity.
Just seen that Philippa Curtis has been jailed for crashing into a stationary motorist because she was preoccupied by sending text messages whilst driving. She said it was OK because she was using predictive text.
What a dualing stupid aunt.
MSN News: 'Men Who Rape Will Be Named'
Cool, can I have 'Nightstriker' or has that already been taken?
Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm.
In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.
So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then?
Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea.
"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington.
News : 'Man Attacked Doorman With Axe'.
Attacking a doorman is one thing, but attacking a doorman that's got an axe?
Hats off to the bloke.
BBC NEWS: WORLDS OLDEST MAN DIES AT 114
He was just asking for trouble doing that speed. 583