So the Germans have said that England's "goal" being disallowed is fine and acceptable as it was simply karma for the Russian Linesman Incident in '66. Well said Germany, and on a similar note I have opened a wonderfully legitimate new recreational shower chamber that 6 million of you should pop along to, free of charge, and discuss the ins and outs of your karma theory.
I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong.
Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.
BBC News Headlines read, "Cheques to be phased out by 2018." Fucking hell, not again.
Hitler tried that in 1939.
Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?
Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
German airports closed by ash.
Doubt it will be for long, the Germans have experience in clearing ash.
What's grey, runs along walls and kills Jews?
Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.
What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.
BBC News: Podolski wants revenge over Spain
Spain? It was Germany who gassed your grandad...
Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.
He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook.
I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much.
I only moved to Germany last week and already I've been banned from the local swimming baths.
It's not my fault though.
They should put a sign up if they don't want people wearing gas masks in the communal showers. 32