Natural Disasters Jokes

The sun is shining, it's really warm and there's not a cloud in the sky. No noise or pollution from planes flying overhead. Think I'll stroll down to the pub by the river for a cool pint or two... everyone's relaxed, the girls are in skimpy clothes and no cunt is asking me for donations.

I hope you're watching, Haiti, Chile, China, Pakistan.... This is how us white folks do a natural disaster!