North Korea Jokes
"So, how's life in North Korea?"
"Well, I can't complain."
Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year.
Maybe Team America does exist...
So North Korea have declared that they plan on invading Japan.
I personally wish them the best of luck with storming Takeshi's Castle.
According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest.
Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops, spelt nuclear wrong.
Good news: Kim's dead.
Bad news: It's not one of the Kardashians.
The media are reporting Kim Jong Il died of fatigue. You'd be tired too if you'd written 'Hamlet', cured polio, and won the Tour De France 19 times.
What's Viagra and Kim Jong Il got in common?.
They are both good at rigging erections
Stop fighting, North and South Korea!
You're both basically Chinese...
With the impending war between North and South Korea looming, I've volunteered for the South Korean army.
In fact, I have already reached the highest rank...
5 foot 7.