Northern Ireland Jokes
BBC News: Rioters throw petrol bomb in Northern Ireland.
Christ, they must be loaded! That's like throwing potatoes during the famine.
I've come up with a way to unite the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland.
Send over a million Muslims.
Sky news: Police attacked with petrol bombs in NI riots.
Well this is simple, get them a shrubbery and the knights should let them pass
Police have found further evidence linking Loyalists to the attempted attack on Neil Lennon and 2 other Celtic fans.
A small picture of The Queen has been discovered on all 3 packages...
"Protest as Orange Parade banned in Belfast"....
"Scouse hen party tries Blackpool instead"
Orange Wednesdays: bringing people together...
...except in Belfast.
People often say that living in Belfast is like living in Afghanistan.
That is definitely not true, Afghanistan is sunny.
Police in Londonderry have said that a car bomb discovered on Monday could have seriously maimed or injured people.
Next they will be telling us how a boiled kettle can seriously aid making a cup of tea.
I don't really understand all this sectarian violence in Ireland.
Over here in England we keep a much tighter rein on our typists.
"Ministers, I'm at a loss as to how we deal with Hong Kong seceding back to China."
"Why don't we put them on boats and send them all to Ireland...?"
"Haha, Good one there, relocate Hong Kong to Ireland, ridiculous, next you'll be telling us to move half of Pakistan to London."