Operation Yewtree Jokes
So the media say GTA V will cause players to commit crime.
Bullshit, I've got the Coronation Street board game and I'm not a paedophile.
More than a quarter of 18 to 24-year-olds in Britain do not trust Muslims, a BBC Radio 1 poll suggests.
But that's got nothing on the number of 1 to 16-year- olds that don't trust BBC employees.
Interesting watching Michael Palin's speech at the BAFTAs last night.
"Finally I'd like to thank the BBC. No other broadcasting company in the world would have given me the freedom to do what I've done for the last 40 years."
Erm, is that a confession..?
Things are getting so bad down at Coronation Street that soon the only man left on set will be Hayley.
Before sentencing today, Stuart Hall's Lawyer said he would be happy with anything under 10 years
2013 years and nine months ago, God visited the 12-year-old Virgin Mary in her sleep. When He left, she was bearing his one and only child.
It's only a matter of time before Operation Yewtree catch up with Him.
According to astrophysicists, old stars collapse when they exhaust their supply of fuel.
I disagree. Old stars collapse when they see the folks from Operation Yewtree coming up their driveway.
Despite Robin van Persie netting 25 times for United this season, he's still only the 3rd best attacker in Manchester, behind Ken Barlow & Kevin Webster.
Surely it would now make more sense for the Metropolitan police force just to make an announcement.
"If you worked on TV in the 1970s, just hand yourself in"
I'm fed up with the newspapers being full of stories about celebrities commiting sex crimes.
It's as if mine don't count.