Operation Yewtree Jokes
So the media say GTA V will cause players to commit crime.
Bullshit, I've got the Coronation Street board game and I'm not a paedophile.
Rolf Harris was Australian Under-18 backstroke champion in the 1940s.
By the 1970s he'd moved on to the Under-14 breaststroke.
On Animal Hospital, I always wondered why Rolf Harris looked so excited when he was told they'd be looking at a young beaver.
More than a quarter of 18 to 24-year-olds in Britain do not trust Muslims, a BBC Radio 1 poll suggests.
But that's got nothing on the number of 1 to 16-year- olds that don't trust BBC employees.
Before sentencing today, Stuart Hall's Lawyer said he would be happy with anything under 10 years
Rolf Harris to face paedophile charges.
Oh, if only there was a massive island over the other side of the world where we could send these people to keep them out of trouble.
Blimey, the way things are going at the moment - the BBC won't have any footage left of the 60s, 70s or 80s.
Interesting watching Michael Palin's speech at the BAFTAs last night.
"Finally I'd like to thank the BBC. No other broadcasting company in the world would have given me the freedom to do what I've done for the last 40 years."
Erm, is that a confession..?
Things are getting so bad down at Coronation Street that soon the only man left on set will be Hayley.
2013 years and nine months ago, God visited the 12-year-old Virgin Mary in her sleep. When He left, she was bearing his one and only child.
It's only a matter of time before Operation Yewtree catch up with Him.