Operation Yewtree Jokes
Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.
Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music.
So the media say GTA V will cause players to commit crime.
Bullshit, I've got the Coronation Street board game and I'm not a paedophile.
My parents always used to sit and listen to Cliff Richard when I was younger.
Instead of actually coming in my room and stopping him.
Rolf Harris was Australian Under-18 backstroke champion in the 1940s.
By the 1970s he'd moved on to the Under-14 breaststroke.
On Animal Hospital, I always wondered why Rolf Harris looked so excited when he was told they'd be looking at a young beaver.
More than a quarter of 18 to 24-year-olds in Britain do not trust Muslims, a BBC Radio 1 poll suggests.
But that's got nothing on the number of 1 to 16-year- olds that don't trust BBC employees.
Thank fuck for that: Cliff Richard a suspected paedo. Now we won't have to listen to his shite every Christmas.
Anybody been touched up by Noddy Holder?
What's the difference between Mark Knopfler and Cliff Richard?
One's in Dire Straits. The other's in deep shit.
Before sentencing today, Stuart Hall's Lawyer said he would be happy with anything under 10 years
Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant.
Yeah, at the BBC they only like 'em young.