Little Liam Gill
Couldn't sit still
Jumped on a train roof
Just to get a thrill

His two mates urged him
"Come down now"
But little Liam shouted
"I don't know how"

"Look just above you,
Grab that rope"
Up jumped Liam
Didn't stand a hope

The two little scouse lads
Then had a scare
There was Liam
Flying through the air

Swinging and dangling
On the end of a wire
There hung Liam
With his arse on fire

The moral of the story
The lesson to be learnt
Don't break the law
And you won't get burnt.
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