Queens Honours Jokes
I can't believe how much disruption the Royal family has caused in London with the jubilee celebrations.
At least the last time they caused this many traffic jams they had the decency to do it in Paris!
Catherine Zeta Jones on queens honours list. Won't be the first time someone three times her age has asked her to kneel down infront of them
Every chav slag in Britain is awaiting news from Buckingham Palace, after the news that Catherine Zeta Jones has been appointed a CBE in the Queen's Birthday Honours, as doing fuck all and sucking off blokes 20 years older than you for the last 10 years is obviously rewarding.
Jessica Ennis has been made a CBE by the Queen.
Finally, somebody on the honours list who people wouldn't mind being molested by.
When crappy DJs start getting MBEs for their services to music, you know the Honours system has all gone a bit Pete Tong.
A man lives off the state for 60 years and gets called a low life but the Queen does it and gets a 4 day party?
Did you see all that horse shit outside Buckingham Palace this morning?
And here's me thinking that Andrew usually stays inside.
The Queen went to Merthyr Tydfil?.
Expect it was to meet other people who've never worked either.
If i was Cheryl Cole i'd stick to Punching people, atleast shes good at that.
BBC NEWS: "12 protesters arrested on way to Queen concert in Ireland"
...I thought Freddie Mercury died, didn't he?! 2