Religious News Jokes
Less than 1 month without a pope and we've already cured HIV.
I've just seen the news about Muslim staff in M&S refusing to sell alcohol.
Christian staff in B&Q refusing to sell nails and wood?
As a penance for his misconduct, Cardinal Keith O'Brien has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
The Vatican will soon be choosing a new Pope to "lead the 1.2 billion Catholics around the world."
That's one hell of a conga.
You can say what you like about Muslims, but they sure do a great Hillsborough re-enactment.
The Pope is resigning because he lacks the strength to do the job.
In other words, an altar boy fought him off.
When interviewed today by a reporter for the BBC, two American students have signalled their hopes for a newly elected Pontiff to be a 'Pope for young people.'
Oh, don't you worry about that.
I don't understand celibacy at all.
If you don't want priests to have sex, just allow them to get married.
Wanted. Sexist homophobe to keep Christians following blindly without question. Must be good with kids.
I knew the Pope was leaving when I spotted him at the karaoke last night, singing. "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight losing my religion"......