Richard III Jokes
So DNA tests confirm that Richard III is the last Englishman to be found in Leicester.
A horse walks into a bar.
"Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now."
"He's right," sighs Richard III
What do Manchester United and Richard the Third have in common?
They both got buried in Leicester.
Richard III won't be the last bloke to have his face reconstructed after leaving a pub car park in Leicester.
Just played Cluedo, the Tudor edition.
Henry VII did it, with a shovel, in the car park
Following the discovery of the bones of Richard III, archaeologists are now digging up Tesco's car park looking for his horse.
I just hope this re-enactment of the burial of Richard III helps them catch the blokes that did it.
Richard III holds the record for staying in a car park the longest.
Second goes to Peter Odemwingie.
At our Battle of Bosworth re-enactment society practice meeting this weekend, I was horrified to see the local Big Issue seller wearing the red rose of the House of Lancaster.
Cheeky bastard; everybody knows that beggars can't be Tudors.
Thought that rehearsal for the Queen's funeral in Leicester went well