Richard III Jokes
So DNA tests confirm that Richard III is the last Englishman to be found in Leicester.
A horse walks into a bar.
"Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now."
"He's right," sighs Richard III
What do Manchester United and Richard the Third have in common?
They both got buried in Leicester.
Richard III won't be the last bloke to have his face reconstructed after leaving a pub car park in Leicester.
Just played Cluedo, the Tudor edition.
Henry VII did it, with a shovel, in the car park
Following the discovery of the bones of Richard III, archaeologists are now digging up Tesco's car park looking for his horse.
Richard III holds the record for staying in a car park the longest.
Second goes to Peter Odemwingie.
Maybe kids will now start paying attention in history.
Now that they know a famous monarch was buried in the same place they were conceived.
After many years of occupying the same space in my local car park, the bloody council have turfed me out.
I've shouted at them, sworn at them, even danced around them naked, but they just ignore me.
It's not easy being Richard III's ghost.
No sooner had they removed Richard III from the car park in Leciester, than NCP sent him a fine for £60.00 for parking more than two hours