Richard III Jokes
So DNA tests confirm that Richard III is the last Englishman to be found in Leicester.
A horse walks into a bar.
"Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now."
"He's right," sighs Richard III
Richard III won't be the last bloke to have his face reconstructed after leaving a pub car park in Leicester.
Just played Cluedo, the Tudor edition.
Henry VII did it, with a shovel, in the car park
Following the discovery of the bones of Richard III, archaeologists are now digging up Tesco's car park looking for his horse.