"Children in Need" is on the BBC today.
Given their history of employing paedophiles, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need.
England have beaten Brazil!
This match fixing scandal is going too far.
My Gran has just been given 2-3 months to live.
She's just had the letter about the 8% gas increase.
The body of the hacker of the Jennifer Lawrence photos was found earlier.
He's apparently the first man to be Hi 5'd to death.
I was watching Terry Wogan presenting Children in Need and thought he looks so cool under pressure.
It can't be easy knowing you're next.
The worst letter I ever wrote...
Please can you fix it for me to go on "It's a Knockout"?
Why did the MP cross the road?
I don't know, but he claimed 80 quid expenses for the journey.
My doctor told me I should watch what I eat.
So I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.
Two young Indian women have designed the world's first 'anti-rape' jeans, which send a distress signal to the local police station when a button is pressed.
Great idea, but with just one minor flaw; the police in India are more likely to show up and join in.
How many members of the BBC does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer things to be left in the dark.