"Children in Need" is on the BBC today.
Given their history of employing paedophiles, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need.
England have beaten Brazil!
This match fixing scandal is going too far.
My Gran has just been given 2-3 months to live.
She's just had the letter about the 8% gas increase.
Tesco has reported a record loss of £6.4 billion.
Well, that's what you get for gambling on horses.
The body of the hacker of the Jennifer Lawrence photos was found earlier.
He's apparently the first man to be Hi 5'd to death.
I was watching Terry Wogan presenting Children in Need and thought he looks so cool under pressure.
It can't be easy knowing you're next.
The worst letter I ever wrote...
Please can you fix it for me to go on "It's a Knockout"?
Why did the MP cross the road?
I don't know, but he claimed 80 quid expenses for the journey.
My doctor told me I should watch what I eat.
So I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.
Two young Indian women have designed the world's first 'anti-rape' jeans, which send a distress signal to the local police station when a button is pressed.
Great idea, but with just one minor flaw; the police in India are more likely to show up and join in.