"Children in Need" is on the BBC today.
Given their history of employing paedophiles, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need.
England have beaten Brazil!
This match fixing scandal is going too far.
My Gran has just been given 2-3 months to live.
She's just had the letter about the 8% gas increase.
I was watching Terry Wogan presenting Children in Need and thought he looks so cool under pressure.
It can't be easy knowing you're next.
Why did the MP cross the road?
I don't know, but he claimed 80 quid expenses for the journey.
My doctor told me I should watch what I eat.
So I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.
How many members of the BBC does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer things to be left in the dark.
After he exposed them for spying on millions of Americans, the US Government has charged Edward Snowden with, erm, spying.
The worst letter I ever wrote...
Please can you fix it for me to go on "It's a Knockout"?
The CIA has began a smear campaign against an ex-employee who has leaked secret surveillance documents, by revealing he was a high school dropout.
Who was hired by the CIA.