As a prison officer escorted Anders Behring Breivik to the courthouse, he thought long and hard about what he had done a few weeks previously. It had seemed like a good idea at the time. Now ashamed and full of regret, he had lost all of his friends and society had turned its back on him. He would always be known as "that cunt". Finally, he made a promise to himself.

As soon as he had dropped Breivik off at court he was taking his iPad back to the shop.
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