MI6 spy 'may or may not have known his killer.' Nice to see the police are narrowing it down a bit.
Ten Russian spies were found in America posing as civil servants.
Meanwhile, eleven English lads were found in South Africa posing as footballers.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression.
Apparently he can predict who will commit suicide the next week in London by just picking up his phone.
Germany's Angela Merkel is said to be ecstatic after watching her team lift the World Cup.
"She's phoning and texting all her friends, she's so happy..."
said the NSA.
"Secret Services should be less secret" says some government bod.
We're hardly going to scare terrorists off with "Slightly Vague Services" though.
Sky News: "Putin 'Knew About Litvinenko's Death."
I'm sure he did, it was all over the fucking news.
From Sky News
The dead MI6 Agent found in a bag in his London flat has been named as Brian Shepherd.
He is thought to have been stabbed and put into a hot bath first.
Police are treating it as a boil in the bag Shepherd Spy.
My hard drive crashed yesterday. I've emailed the NSA but they're refusing to send me a copy of their backup.
The killing of the MI6 agent was so obviously carried out by a woman.
Only a woman could fit that much into a bag.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel has said that she is outraged by accusations her phone has been tapped, the US have revealed.