Technology News Jokes
I turned my iPhone into an iPod touch today...
By inserting an O2 Sim card.
I'm on the new O2 plan...
Unlimited Smoke Signals
250 Pigeons a month
Free messages in a bottle to other O2 customers
"Apple iPhone 5C - For The Colourful".
White people can afford the 5S.
O2 customers are demanding answers after thousands lost their signal.
Meanwhile T-Mobile customers had just one question, "What's a signal?"
Last week at work I was cleaning, when I knocked some wires out the back of a computer. So I shoved them back in and carried on.
Two days later I got the sack.
Fuck you O2.
Why are all the mobile networks changing their names? Orange now EE, O2 are giff gaff and on the Isle of Wight, Vodafone have changed their name to 'no service'
Scottish Police have moved to quash rumours that they have been testing their new Invisible Helicopter Program over London.
O2 has gone down on more teenage girls than Jimmy Savile.
Whilst walking the dog today, I was flicking through my new i-phone and began thinking about technology and how it has completely revolutionized our lives , thus enabling us to do things we wouldn't have dreamt about doing twenty years ago. I then paused to pick up dog shit with my hand inside a plastic fucking bag!
After40 years Jo Milne, the woman from Gateshead has regained her hearing. What i'd like to know is how the fuck did she acquire her Geordie accent!