Technology News Jokes
£900 pound for an iPhone 6?
Airplane mode better take me on holiday
It's certainly been a bad week for fruit.
Blackberry's handset sales are down even further, Jason Orange leaves Take That, Apple's latest iPhone update goes pear shaped, and a giant plum forgets part of his speech at the Labour Party Conference.
I turned my iPhone into an iPod touch today...
By inserting an O2 Sim card.
I'm on the new O2 plan...
Unlimited Smoke Signals
250 Pigeons a month
Free messages in a bottle to other O2 customers
"Apple iPhone 5C - For The Colourful".
White people can afford the 5S.
O2 customers are demanding answers after thousands lost their signal.
Meanwhile T-Mobile customers had just one question, "What's a signal?"
Last week at work I was cleaning, when I knocked some wires out the back of a computer. So I shoved them back in and carried on.
Two days later I got the sack.
Fuck you O2.
Why are all the mobile networks changing their names? Orange now EE, O2 are giff gaff and on the Isle of Wight, Vodafone have changed their name to 'no service'
At 5.5", the new iPhone will be bigger than the dicks of 50% of the men who own one.
Apple claims that their new Watch pioneers "new intimate ways to connect and communicate directly from your wrist".
Which is great, since Apple users are already very familiar with connecting intimately with their wrists. 7