Technology News Jokes
The UK's first bus powered by human waste has been involved in a 'near miss' in Bristol earlier today.
Accident investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on a bend.
Apple's CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow he is waaay gayer.
£900 pound for an iPhone 6?
Airplane mode better take me on holiday
It's certainly been a bad week for fruit.
Blackberry's handset sales are down even further, Jason Orange leaves Take That, Apple's latest iPhone update goes pear shaped, and a giant plum forgets part of his speech at the Labour Party Conference.
I turned my iPhone into an iPod touch today...
By inserting an O2 Sim card.
I'm on the new O2 plan...
Unlimited Smoke Signals
250 Pigeons a month
Free messages in a bottle to other O2 customers
"Apple iPhone 5C - For The Colourful".
White people can afford the 5S.
O2 customers are demanding answers after thousands lost their signal.
Meanwhile T-Mobile customers had just one question, "What's a signal?"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding a U2 album on your iPhone.
Last week at work I was cleaning, when I knocked some wires out the back of a computer. So I shoved them back in and carried on.
Two days later I got the sack.
Fuck you O2. 8