What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic.
"Oh yes, quite a few", the Librarian said.
"Sorry to hear that", I replied. "They'll all be ruined by now".
An Australian businessman has drawn up plans to rebuild an exact copy of The Titanic and hopes for a launch date in 2016.
Al Qaeda are currently trying to work out how to fly an iceberg.
If Scotland does gain its independence, I'll make sure I'm standing at the border, ready to wave them good luck.
I missed the Titanic setting sail, so I'm not missing this.
'Cruise ship recreates legendary Titanic journey'.
Didn't the Costa Concordia already do that earlier this year?