What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic.
"Oh yes, quite a few", the Librarian said.
"Sorry to hear that", I replied. "They'll all be ruined by now".
An Australian businessman has drawn up plans to rebuild an exact copy of The Titanic and hopes for a launch date in 2016.
Al Qaeda are currently trying to work out how to fly an iceberg.
If Scotland does gain its independence, I'll make sure I'm standing at the border, ready to wave them good luck.
I missed the Titanic setting sail, so I'm not missing this.
'Cruise ship recreates legendary Titanic journey'.
Didn't the Costa Concordia already do that earlier this year?
Wolverhampton Wanderers Player of the Year 2012,
That's a bit like Titanic Crew Member of the year 1912.
The UK is making a formal claim to part of the sea bed of the Atlantic including its potential oil and gas reserves.
This revealed remarkable and uncharacteristic foresight on the part of the UK Government after making sure the Titanic planted the British flag there decades ago.
With the 100th anniversary of the Titanic's sinking coming up, I think the valuable lessons have been learnt.
Now we sink our fancy ships in the sunny and more pleasant Mediterranean.
Two Irishmen stranded on an iceberg.
One says to the other, "Look, we're saved, there comes the Titanic"
So Australian billionaire Clive Palmer wants to build the Titanic 2...
Hope it goes down as well as the first one.