Titanic Jokes

I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic.

"Oh yes, quite a few", the Librarian said.

"Sorry to hear that", I replied. "They'll all be ruined by now".
An Australian businessman has drawn up plans to rebuild an exact copy of The Titanic and hopes for a launch date in 2016.

Al Qaeda are currently trying to work out how to fly an iceberg.
The UK is making a formal claim to part of the sea bed of the Atlantic including its potential oil and gas reserves.

This revealed remarkable and uncharacteristic foresight on the part of the UK Government after making sure the Titanic planted the British flag there decades ago.