I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'.
What does Elisabeth Fritzl have in her sandwiches?
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police are reported to have said that he has "been coming into his own".
33 miners trapped underground?
Sounds like Fritzl upped his game.
I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar.
Every time she tries to open a door, I close it and rape her.
Josef Fritzl is delighted that his sentence has been reduced to 100 hours community service.
He has been ordered to spend it teaching Gerry McCann how to lock a fucking door.
Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.
If they catch him they estimate the trial could last 30 days...
It's ze Austvian Police...
It's Daddy again!
Amanda Holden said on Britain's Got Talent that she's always felt as though she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
This is definitely her way of saying she loves cock up her arse.