I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
Putting the 'semen' back into 'basement'.
What does Elisabeth Fritzl have in her sandwiches?
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police are reported to have said that he has "been coming into his own".
33 miners trapped underground?
Sounds like Fritzl upped his game.