BBC News: Earliest Snowfall in 17 years.
And there was me thinking January was before November.
The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.
Being from Scotland, I love the summer.
It's my favourite day of the year.
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night.
I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the fucking pub.
After putting on 3 pairs of socks, 6 jumpers, 6 pairs of trousers, 5 woolly hats, 4 scarfs, 2 thick coats and a pair of boots, I waddled outside.
Ten seconds later I was laying face down in the snow and I couldn't move.
"You're coming with me" said the Primark security guard.