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Firstly it was the no makeup selfie to raise awareness for breast cancer..

Then the ice bucket challenge for ALS,

Now there is the celebrity nudes to raise awareness of Apple's poor iCloud security..

But I still can't tell Jennifer Lawrence's natural hair colour.
walking around the maze at hampton court today, i saw four muslim women wearing full burkas in front of me, i shouted out allah is a cunt, so they started chasing me. best game of pac-man i've ever played.
Various charities are saying the £800 million spent during the transfer window should have been on starving children, not footballers.

Bollocks. How's a starving child going to score a thirty yard screamer?
Council officials in Rotherham have announced that measures will be put in place to try to prevent Gangs of randy asians from preying on children.

From monday Goats and donkeys will be tethered in all public parks.
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Friendly advice to all girls whose boyfriends keep stealing the covers at night -

Get a white boyfriend instead.
One day Little Billy is at school showing off his new Spiderman watch. When Little Johnny spots it he asks, "How did you get that watch?"
"I walked in on my Mum & Dad having sex." explained Billy "My Dad shouted at me, then later came to apologise and bought me this new watch to say sorry".
That night Johnny had a plan, he'd stay awake until he heard his Mum & Dad getting down to it and then burst in on them and maybe get a watch for himself. Everything went to plan and as he burst in shouting,

"I wanna watch!"

"Go get yourself a chair and be quiet then." replied his Dad.
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Hottest Jokes This Week

Three Indians walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of Sikh joke?"
Three Israelis walk into a bar. The barman says, "Jew can't be serious!"
Three Muslims walk into a bar. The barman says, "Fuck off, you Paki bastards."
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Hottest Jokes This Month

Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "Fuck" or "Fucking" 506 times.

That actually beats a record set by my dad in 2003, trying to put an Ikea chair together.
A woman walks into a marriage counselling office.

The counsellor says, "I know exactly why you're here. Your husband doesn't want to make love to you anymore, instead he prefers watching porn and masturbating."

She exclaims, "Wow! that's correct! How did you know without even having a session with me?"

The counsellor replies, "Because you're fat."
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Newest Jokes Today

The Chief Constable of South Yorkshire told a commons select committee that cultural sensitivities have no influence on the ongoing investigation into child abuse and will stress that point when he is interviewed at Rotherham Mosque by the elders, Inshallah.
I've just been to a wedding reception. The bride and groom were having a right old ding dong when all of a sudden the bride picked up the top of the wedding cake and hit her new husband smack bang in the face with it.

Talk about bringing a tier to his eye.
walking around the maze at hampton court today, i saw four muslim women wearing full burkas in front of me, i shouted out allah is a cunt, so they started chasing me. best game of pac-man i've ever played.
"You don't think an invisible creator in the heavens is going to do you any harm for eating an apple do you Adam?"

"I'm not sure, first a nagging woman and now a talking snake, I really think you should fuck off. " Adam wished he'd said.
Last night I had a lion's hair for dinner as a dare.The starter was the tip of the tail hair and desert was the fluff around the arse,which was ok.

Not too sure about the mane though.
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