An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Zayn Malik is reported as saying that the main reason he quit One Direction was so that he could return to doing the normal things other 22 years olds like him do.
If thats the case, i'd suggest a Burka, as there is just no way you're slipping over the border into Syria unnoticed.
What John Barnes needs is someone who is a man with wealth, a real football man, someone who thinks black managers deserve a chance and will sell his 20 million pound mansion, buy a club and give John that chance.
"Pick up the iron and get to work," I said to the woman.
"Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean that I'll be oppressed by men all the time," she ranted, "I've the ability and the education to work like you. And you sexist bastards think that we solely belong for these menial tasks?"
"Well then," I replied, "Here ends your career as a blacksmith."