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In jail, I over heard Leroy threatening one of the Muslims that he's gonna get him in the showers and make him pick up the soap
After one hell of a struggle, Leroy eventually got the better of him and made the scruffy cunt have a wash.
My dad always said to me, "Take it with a pinch of salt."
Nice man. Made horrible tea.
I was in a band called 'Cheap Viagra.'
We never made it big.
Tonight on Aircrash Investigation we ask how a perfectly functional, state of the art 747 managed to crash 13 miles off course into a mountain, killing all on board...
June 23rd 1998, it was a clear blue sky and Captain Lucinda Briggs was at the controlls...
Well that's that fucker solved, might as well turn over.
I was reading on-line that paranoid schizophrenics are easily amused.
Oh, how we laughed.
I'm in a band called called Dyslexia
We've just released our greatest shit album
It may not come as a surprise that my son has an English teacher.
Until I tell you we live in Bradford.
My Aunt and Uncle have made a fortune selling Lamb Chops.
My granddad said he couldn't afford to attend the Auschwitz memorial meeting this year, so I made sure he could. I sold his SS uniform on Ebay for five grand.
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