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So with the Womans World cup finally over, some are saying that it smacks a bit of '66 with England Against Germany

I would say that With England Beating Germany, and USA Beating Japan, it's more like '45.
A bailiff turned up today to take our possessions to sell for our creditors. I explained we had no money through mismanagement and ignorance of economics.

"It's Ok then, I understand how these things happen. " He said, then leaving us to try and sort it out.

He was such a nice man that Mr Popalopadus.
Subway spokesman, Jared Fogle, currently under investigation for Child Pornography.

Big deal. I knew Subway was for paedos when they banned pork last year to keep the muslims happy.
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I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1.

My wife thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for several hours at a time.
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As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
"I really need a new fucking boat," I thought to myself.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
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Dylann Roof is now being questioned by Police after shooting 9 black people dead in one day.

Charleston police chief Gregory Mullen said,

"He went a little overboard with this unique style of job application, but we'd still like to take him on."
Tesco have come under fire for having smoky bacon Pringles as part of a Ramadan promotion.

They have now apologised and offered free female genital mutilation vouchers to anyone who may have been offended.
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
"I really need a new fucking boat," I thought to myself.
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The doctor told me I'd be healthier if I started getting more iron in my diet.

Bollocks, I've already chipped three teeth on the metal bars.
"Guns aren't dangerous, they're just a tool like any other," my American cousin told me, as he was fixing a new gun rack to his wall.

Just before he hit his thumb with his hammer.
Greece has until Sunday to propose a plan that they think will make all of Europe not realize they are sticking it up our asses. Ya, that'll work.
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