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At last the Muslim Council of Britain have condemned the abuse scandal in Rotherham

A leading Imam said "it is absolutely disgusting and in no way represents the Islamic faith, i mean some of those girls had nearly reached puberty...
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Apparently, there have been complaints about the film 'Kick-Ass' because a twelve year old girl uses the word 'cunt'.

Honestly, these people are so out of touch; if I want to hear a twelve year old girl say 'cunt' I can just go to Liverpool. In fact the other day I heard an 11 year old girl say 'cunt' on the bus.

Although to be fair her child was behaving very badly.
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If you get on a plane these days you're not allowed to take shampoo, deodorant, toothpaste, liquid soap ...

And I'm thinking, "Aren't they the very things a Muslim wouldn't be carrying anyway?"
I don't know why people keep getting worked up about immigration..

All my neighbours are English
All the kids in the local school are English
All the local shops are owned and run by English people

I love it here in Spain.
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Sure, white people can't say the "n word" but at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."
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I wish my wife wasn't so noisy during sex, it makes it so much harder trying to pretend she is anybody else
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night. They were called Bomb Jovi and they were brilliant. Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down. Then this Muslim gent started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD. I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"

Well that was when the trouble started! Those guys have no sense of humour!!
Alex Salmond needs to find a way of keeping voters out of pubs and get them into the polling stations in Glasgow on Thursday

The police helicopter is gonna be fucking busy .
I've recently purchased the latest voice controlled navigational system for my wife's car.

It stopped responding about five minutes into her first journey.
Scotland seems to be very polarised on lines of affluence.

The Yes voters have posters in their windows, whilst the rest either don't know or don't have windows.
"The perfect wife is a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room and a whore in the bedroom."

I completely disagree with that, because that means only the living room gets cleaned.
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