Did anyone else hear about the bloke that was trapped under a hotel ruin for two days in Haiti? He says that the iphone managed to save his life. He was able to use different apps on it to look up treatment to cuts and wounds, as well as using it as an alarm clock every 20 minutes to make sure he didnt fall asleep.
Am I the only one missing something here? Why didn't he just phone someone for help?
Three Indians walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of Sikh joke?"
Three Israelis walk into a bar. The barman says, "Jew can't be serious!"
Three Muslims walk into a bar. The barman says, "Fuck off, you Paki bastards."
The Chief Constable of South Yorkshire told a commons select committee that cultural sensitivities have no influence on the ongoing investigation into child abuse and will stress that point when he is interviewed at Rotherham Mosque by the elders, Inshallah.
I've just been to a wedding reception. The bride and groom were having a right old ding dong when all of a sudden the bride picked up the top of the wedding cake and hit her new husband smack bang in the face with it.