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Two men are in a forest hunting when suddenly a giant, crazed bear runs towards them, surely to kill them. They start running away when suddenly one man stops and takes off his hiking boots and starts to put on his trainers. The other man says, "what are you doing? You'll never outrun the bear anyway. What's the point in changing?"

The man replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you."
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Joke by Hintonian - Tags: khkl  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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