| A black man went parachute jumping. He leapt out of the plane, felt the rush of the wind and saw the ground getting closer. After a few seconds he reached for the rip cord to open his parachute. Just then an angel flew by and said to him, "if you love Jesus, don't pull that rip cord." The black man was very religious, so he took his hand away from the rip cord, saying, "yes, sir, I do love Jesus!" A few seconds later, the ground was a lot closer and his body began to be really tense. Once again, he reached for the rip cord and the angel flew by again, saying, "if you love the Lord Jesus, don't pull that rip cord." The black man's faith was strong and he took his hand away again. A few seconds later.......splat! The black man hit the earth and was killed instantly. And as the angel flew away he laughed to himself, "I don't know how I got to be an angel when I hate niggers so much." |    |
Joke by NUFC - Tags: niggers , blacks , angel , jesus , parachute - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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