| A policeman is patrolling when he hears a crash in the next street. He immediately runs over and sees that there has been a big car accident. The policeman scans the scene and sees the bodies of three black guys, one of them is by the side of the car with one of the wing mirrors broken off next to him, one of them has gone through the windscreen, and the other has been hit with such force that his body is lying halfway down the street. The policeman approaches the driver of the car and asks him, "What on earth happened?" The driver explains to the police officer, "Well, officer, I was driving along when all of a sudden these guys run out of nowhere. I tried to swerve to avoid them but I was too late." The policeman scans the scene a bit more and asks the driver "Is that really what happened?" The driver confesses "I'm sorry officer, no that's not quite how it happened, I was taking a call on my mobile and I was so focused on the road that I didn't see that I was drifting onto the pavement, by the time I saw I was about to hit these guys I didn't have time to swerve out the way" The policeman narrows his eyes and asks the driver, "I can't see a mobile phone anywhere... are you telling me the truth?" The driver sighs and says, "Okay, officer, I'll tell you the truth: I was driving along when I saw these black bastards, so I sped up, and ran them over before they could get out my way!" "Right," says the policeman, "I'll do that one for criminal damage, that one for breaking and entering and that one for leaving the scene of a crime." |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666 - Tags: blacks , racism , police , accident , car - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
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