| A drunk staggers through the countryside and stumbles on a Christian congregation carrying out a baptism service in the local river. The priest, on seeing the drunk, asks, "have you come to find Jesus, brother?" "Shurrrrre havvve," says the drunk. So the priest grabs the drunk and ducks him under the water, after a few seconds he pulls him up and says, "Have you found Jesus?" "Huuuurrm NO!" replied the drunk. So the priest ducked him again. "Have you found Jesus"? "Huuuurrm NO!" replied the drunk. So the priest ducked him again, this time until the drunk was blue in the face. "For God's sake, have you found Jesus, brother?" "Huuuurrm NO!" replied the drunk. "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" |    |
Joke by scol77 - Tags: drunk , river , religion , alcohol - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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