| 10 reasons we know why the September 11 terrorists weren't Lebanese: 1. 6:45 is too early for most Lebs to get up. 2. Lebs are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights. 3. The female flight attendants on the planes would have distracted them. 4. Lebs only uses mobile phones to make missed calls, and not to communicate with each other. 5. Free food and drinks on the plane would have displaced their focus. 6. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would not be a Ford, but a WRX with chrome wheels. 7. They would never have agreed on whom would fly the plane. 8. Everyone would have wanted to be the boss, which would have started a big fight on the plane. 9. 18 Lebs can't even organize a simple lunch together! And you think they can organize such an attack? 10. Most importantly, months before doing it, they would have already told everyone about it. |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666 - Tags: lebanese , terrorists , september , 11 - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
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