| One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: 'Darling, would you give me a blow job?' Horrified, she replies 'Are you mad? My parents will see us!' Him: 'Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?' Her: 'No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?' Him: 'Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!' Her: 'No way. It's just too risky!' Him (horny as hell): 'Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?' Her: 'No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!' Him: 'Oh yes you can. Please?' Her: 'No, no. I just can't' Him: 'I beg you ... ' Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's 13 year old sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says: 'Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for fuck sake! Tell him to take his hand off the intercom...' |    |
Joke by superhorse - Tags: blow job , girlfriend , boyfriend , embarassing , dad - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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