| A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath." The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample." The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way." So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then." The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man is an American. Please don't take the piss out of him." |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker - Tags: driver , police , drunk , asthma , blood , sample , urine , football , derby county , piss - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
Share This Joke
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
| Direct Link: | |||||||
| Sickipedia Forums | HTML Link: | BB Code: | |||||
Custurd spent 0.01ms doing 2 queries and 0s processing. She's 14.08% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel