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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.

We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
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Joke by bobbydgg - Tags: mood , swings , wife , beat , ring , abuse  - Current Score: 3224 - Added: 9 months ago

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