| Three South Africans, a black and two whites, are in jail, discussing what they're in for. The first white South African is asked what he's in for, to which he replied "Robbery, and I got two years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't armed robbery, or I'd have got five years." The second white South African is asked next, to which he replied "Sexual assault, and I got 7 years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't rape, or I'd have got ten years." The black South African is finally asked, to which he replied "Riding my bike without a light, and I got life. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't dark, or I'd be facing a firing squad!" |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666 - Tags: south , african , life , jail , robbery , rape , riding , bike , firing , squad , black , white - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
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