| A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Welshman." The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under the Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old grey-haired boy-o. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male appendage and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Taff was carried off on their shoulders. Twenty years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Welshman." He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The old boy stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing appendage. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the old guy, "but I have to know something. I saw your act 20 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well," said the elderly Valley-boy, "My eyes aren't what they used to be." |    |
Joke by Smegs - Tags: welshman , taffy , boy-o , cock , dick - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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