| There was a church with nuns and monks living in it but they were not allowed to go near each other or speak to each other. One day 4 monks went to have a shower and after they had stripped off they found there was no soap so one brave monk said that he would go and take some from the nuns quarters. Off he went naked as the day he was born to get the soap. He quickly found some soap but on the way back he heard some nuns coming back so he decided to act as a new statue and stood frozen The nuns came round the corner and instantly noticed the figure stood on the hallway they giggled to each other and approached it. One nun grabbed the monks penis and pulled and the monk droped 2 of his bars of soap the nun exclaimed "Oh, look its a soap dispenser" Another nun approached the monk and the same happened The third nun approached the monk and pulled she screamed "It dispenses hand cream aswell" |    |
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