| A rich business man has made a lot of money in the past few years and is feeling he needs to give something back to the community for helping him get where he is. So he decides to give everyone a present. He gets around to most of the people that have contributed over the years, the only people left are the binmen. However, it's the morning of Christmas Eve and he has a very important business meeting, so he gets his stunning wife to give them their presents instead. The binmen arrive to collect the bins and the wife goes out to them and fucks the first one. After a few minutes she then shags the second one and continues till the four of them have had a bit of her pussy. She then goes up to the driver and gives him a tenner. The driver, close to tears, then says, "Wh-Why do all my colleagues get a shag and I only get a tenner?" The wife then replies, "you get what my husband told me to give you! He told me to give the driver a tenner and fuck the rest of the dirty cunts." |    |
Joke by bruvley - Tags: christmas , rich , business man , stunning , wife , binmen , shag , fuck , present - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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