| Andrew and Evan save up their money and decide to travel in a hot air balloon around the world. Several days into their trip Andrew says to Evan, "Aah, we're flying over France!" "How do you know that?" asks Evan. "Easy! You can see the Eiffel Tower from up here!" It's a few days later and, again, Andrew says to Evan, "We're above America now!" "How can you tell?" asks a puzzled Evan. "Well if you look just there you can see the Statue of Liberty!" On their last day Andrew looks over and says, "Today we're flying over Liverpool!" Evan looks as hard as he can but can see nothing on the ground that sticks out. Confused, he asks Andrew, "How the fuck can you know that?!" Andrew replies, "Because SOME CUNT'S NICKED MY WATCH!" |    |
Joke by Sausage Sucker - Tags: theft , liverpool , balloon - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months ago
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